heart surgery

when i came home from work today, and opened the door, i realized that i had interuppted open heart surgery in my living room. At least thats what i could only figure from the horrific glare i got from marshmallows when i when i walked in the door. either that or there was natural light getting into the house, casting a slight glare on his screen and possibly on his skin. I guess marshmallows swell up in microwaves, but maybe they melt in the sun's uv-waves? im not really sure, but i sure didnt appreciate the stare down that i got every time i happened to open the door. heaven forbid the dark lord gets his game interrupted for 25 seconds. who does he think he is to just take over the house, saying what goes, saying what doesnt go, regulating how long the door stays open... goodness gracious. im in college!!! i dont need someone regulating my every move, telling me what to do, or when i can do it! where does the orc master get the nerve to think that what he says goes? he doesnt control me! so next time i feel those beady, half open eyes.....staring at me i just might snap. oh man get this! on saturday after my basketball game... it was about 2oclock and i came home and sat on my bed and listened to some music and talked with shankstick. well all of the sudden the baby cow comes out of his room and just stands there, with his hands cocked like a raptor, eyes half open, for about 30 secs.... then he says "if only you knew what i was thinking right now" and then just walks away... it was quite the experience. to be honest im pretty sure i know what he was thinking. it was probably some strategie to get the orcs out of the frewun country side. or maybe it was open heart surgery.