heart surgery

when i came home from work today, and opened the door, i realized that i had interuppted open heart surgery in my living room. At least thats what i could only figure from the horrific glare i got from marshmallows when i when i walked in the door. either that or there was natural light getting into the house, casting a slight glare on his screen and possibly on his skin. I guess marshmallows swell up in microwaves, but maybe they melt in the sun's uv-waves? im not really sure, but i sure didnt appreciate the stare down that i got every time i happened to open the door. heaven forbid the dark lord gets his game interrupted for 25 seconds. who does he think he is to just take over the house, saying what goes, saying what doesnt go, regulating how long the door stays open... goodness gracious. im in college!!! i dont need someone regulating my every move, telling me what to do, or when i can do it! where does the orc master get the nerve to think that what he says goes? he doesnt control me! so next time i feel those beady, half open eyes.....staring at me i just might snap. oh man get this! on saturday after my basketball game... it was about 2oclock and i came home and sat on my bed and listened to some music and talked with shankstick. well all of the sudden the baby cow comes out of his room and just stands there, with his hands cocked like a raptor, eyes half open, for about 30 secs.... then he says "if only you knew what i was thinking right now" and then just walks away... it was quite the experience. to be honest im pretty sure i know what he was thinking. it was probably some strategie to get the orcs out of the frewun country side. or maybe it was open heart surgery.

sometimes i wish i just fit the mold. i mean hillary fits the mold, guilliani fits the mold, europeans fit the mold, but i guess i just dont. I mean unlike hillary i know what it is to be called the n-word. i played football for 4 years.... i heard it every day. I have been passed up by a taxi b/c of my nationality when i lived in korea. I aint rich, i am white (ill give you that jeremiah), but i wouldnt call myself priviledged. but i guess im happy to say that there is a reverend down in south Cha-town that will endorse me for president because i dont fit the mold, just like barry hussein obama. anyhow moving on to bigger and better things, DUB 3 won their second game, ever! we beat some punks on saturday by 3 points which means that we get to play in the second round of the playoffs now! i got a really sweet block on this kid. i was standing on the edge of the and this kid (he was maybe 120 lbs) comes charging into the lane and as hes coming, i get set right in his way and he comes barrelling into me and next thing i know hes on his back on the ground, trying to remember what day it was. BOO YA! i was set and everything, but once again not getting the charge called on me! imagine that! but it was fun and we actually won so i was happy. next game is coming soon, ive been practicing my dunk! well its getting late. and i think ive said all ive wanted to say. i hope it stops snowing. that will be nice.

Hey Lyle

oh man.

econ review

so its been a long time since i posted here, so i hope this next post is worth the wait! Today i had to go to a review for my big Econ midterm this week. as i was walking to the jfsb i ran into a bunch of friends i hadnt seen for a long time and chatted with them, including my buddy addi who was also going to the review. so we walked to the review together and when we got there my other buddy alex had saved us a seat, so we went and sat next to him. this is when the trouble started. i dont know where our conversation took us buy it eventually led to my sticking my finger in the nasal cavity of alex. the rest of the review went downhill from there. being the studious student i am i naturally listened and paid attention while my buddy addi kept snoozing next to me, so i took it upon myself to make sure he was awake for this. I mean THIS IS ECON!!! its not like its some hfl test, this is important stuff! so i made sure he was awake by poking him repeatedly and asking him if he was awake intermittently throughout the class. im pretty sure on more than 18 occasions the whole class heard me checking on my friend. anyhow as we are struggling through this econ review, the heat of about 250 people is getting much to much for me to handle! so i raise my hand and ask if we can open some doors because "my marginal willingness to sweat is just getting outta control" to which i got some laughter and some kinda nasty stares. anyhow the doors are opened and life is able to be sustained once again in b190 JFSB. so the TA keeps going on and on about econ and how to deter drug dealers and prostitution, using terms like "a kilo" and "crack" and "powder" and "turning tricks" (okay maybe not that one), but she keeps us pretty entertained. when she starts talking about externalities she asks a question about how to find the dead weight to which i respond "taxes".... she was a little confused.. as was i obviously.... well i guess unless you've taken econ that would be an obvious wrong answer. anyhow the review goes on (this is a two hour one, its ECON for goodness sakes!) and she eventually calls on me, saying "hey you in the blue shirt what is the relative price going to be?" to which im not sure how to respond seeing how im wearing a gray shirt with a blue and green tie... but the whole sweating class (by then even the open doors weren't preventing the class-al warming of the jfsb.... maybe al gore should make a power point about that) is staring at me and so i answer " higher?" to which she smiles and says that is correct! boo ya! anyhow i dont know if i could possibly put the econ review in words enough to describe the sheer hilarity that it was. its too bad addi missed it cause he was sleeping so much. come to think of it, he may still be in there sleeping, or possibly baking if the doors are shut.