Sunday, February 17, 2008

class time for zeffy.

so i have class with a certain lolita. (i dont think that the classy enigmatic vixens know the full meaning of that word, but maybe they do... if so its quite fitting...) anyhow, i have class with Lolita and whenever i come in on time i feel obligated to sit next to her. probably cause shes in my ward and i want to "sustain" the members, but oftentimes this seems like a bit of a chore. i really dont like talking to her... i never have anything to say, and she doesnt really either, but she says it anyway... when class ends, i try to get up and go out quick but she manages to always be right there at my side. i feel awkward around her cause one time i was going to pick up my laundry at around 2 a.m. and when i opened the door i saw two bodies quickly separate from eachother and saw her face, as she was seemingly gasping for breath. kind of an awkward place to be making out dont you think? so i really cant get that image out of mind and plus i have the vixens filling me in on the outlandish, but believable craziness our lacivious lolita seems to a part of. Dang lolita, you making me crazy holmes.

1 comment:

Courtney said...

so we think we know why lolita tries to awkwardly talk to you after class all the time. Here's our theory: so whenever all three members or just one member of CEV becomes friends with a guy in the ward, Lolita somehow finds out about it and mysteriously becomes friends with them as well. We think it's a way to sabotage our friendship with people and make us jealous or something. We realize she probably started talking/or trying to talk to you, BEFORE you were friends with us, but she probably has some whack-job psychic powers and knew this would happen....just to let you know.