class time for zeffy.

so i have class with a certain lolita. (i dont think that the classy enigmatic vixens know the full meaning of that word, but maybe they do... if so its quite fitting...) anyhow, i have class with Lolita and whenever i come in on time i feel obligated to sit next to her. probably cause shes in my ward and i want to "sustain" the members, but oftentimes this seems like a bit of a chore. i really dont like talking to her... i never have anything to say, and she doesnt really either, but she says it anyway... when class ends, i try to get up and go out quick but she manages to always be right there at my side. i feel awkward around her cause one time i was going to pick up my laundry at around 2 a.m. and when i opened the door i saw two bodies quickly separate from eachother and saw her face, as she was seemingly gasping for breath. kind of an awkward place to be making out dont you think? so i really cant get that image out of mind and plus i have the vixens filling me in on the outlandish, but believable craziness our lacivious lolita seems to a part of. Dang lolita, you making me crazy holmes.

Dealing With BYU's Homeless

almost everyday i see homeless people on campus. they usually reside in the jfsb. on more than one occasion i have been walking down the stairs to get to my 8:00 poli sci class only to find the stairwell blocked by a sleeping homeless person. she looked well dressed and she had a backpack, but for all i knew she was homeless. who else sleeps in the middle of where everyone walks around. as i got to the basement i saw the hallways littered with homeless people, mostly girls, sprawled out, covering themselves in their homeless abercrombie and fitch jackets, probably dreaming of finding 3 quarters so they could buy something from the vending machines. (the jfsb might have the best on campus, by the way... its a toss up between the hfac and the jfsb) anyhow they arent only in the jfsb either. try walking through the benson building and you'll see hordes of homeless sleeping under the little displays about president benson, nestled into their little alcove clutching their homeless person biology book. pretty disturbing if you ask me, all these homeless people sleeping all over the campus of the Lords university. and today i saw something so sad i almost cried. a homeless guy had made a ball of snow and was eating it between the swkt and the science center.... i just felt for the guy, he had sunk so low he had to eat snow off the ground (probably where he would be sleeping that night..) anyhow the homeless person lounging around campus problem has got to stop. i just dont want to step over some sleeping homeless person on my way to new testament, i dont think its very christian of them to make me do that.